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Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium’s comments come in a week that has seen louts involved in squatting houses left empty by families on holiday on an ever more frequent basis.

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to louts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Louts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.

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